Sermon Illustration about Attitude

14,000 Quips and Quotes By E.C. McKenzie / Hendrickson Publishers Add zest to sermons, speeches, and writing with these sparkling sayings and funny one-liners! Some are satirical and frivolous, others are pensive and reflective, but all are sure to get your point across. Organized into 568 alphabetically arranged subjects for quick reference, this humorous collection was formerly published as Mac's Giant Book of Quips & Quotes. 576 pages, softcover from Hendrickson.

The Lesson

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them saying,

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

Blessed are the meek...

Blessed are they who mourn...

Blessed are the merciful...

Blessed are they who thirst for justice...

Blessed are you when persecuted...

Blessed are you when you suffer...

Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is great in heaven...

Then Simon Peter said, 'Do we have to write this down?'

And Andrew said, 'Are we supposed to know this?'

And James said, 'Will we have a test on it?'

And Philip said, 'What if we don't know it?'

And Bartholomew said, 'Do we have to turn this in?'

And John said, 'The other disciples didn't have to learn this.'

And Matthew said, 'When do we get out of here?'

And Judas said, 'What does this have to do with real life?'

Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus' lesson plans and inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain.

And Jesus wept...

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