Communications, Pride

This guy was going to see his favorite baseball team play. He had been eagerly waiting for this day for months! He got to the game, found his seat and began to settle in. He picked up his newspaper, got his coke and his hot dog and just as he got comfortable he heard someone yell, "Hey Steve!" He put down his hot-dog, put down his coke, folded up his newspaper and stood up, looked around . . . no one. 

So he sat down, picked up his coke, picked up his hot-dog, got his newspaper situated and just as he did, he heard, "Hey, Steve!" A little frustrated at this point, he put down his coke, put down his hot-dog and folded up his newspaper, stood up, looked over the crowd . . . no one.

He sat back down, picked up his coke, picked up his hot-dog, got his newspaper and feeling quite frustrated, tried to enjoy himself. Just as he did he heard, "HEY STEVE!"

Okay, enough is enough! Frustrated he put down his coke, put down his hot-dog, threw down his paper, turned around and yelled, "MY NAME'S NOT STEVE!"