Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned from Noah's Ark: 

One -- Don't miss the boat.

Two -- Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three -- Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four -- Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 

Five -- Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six -- Build your future on high ground.

Seven -- For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight -- Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine -- When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten -- No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

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